Crapper Condom

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

Crapper Condom by Alan1999 August 4, 2008

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female condom

A female condom can be placed directly in the pussy of a woman. It can be useful for a threesome when there is one guy and two girls. This way the guy can switch holes without sharing an STI between the two girls.
It can also be useful if a guy wants to switch between vaginal and anal sex with just one girl. By adding a female condom in both holes, it protects vaginal flora.

If a sexfriend tells me she knows another girl interested in a threesome, it will be more fun with female condoms!

female condom by Find a Wingman May 24, 2020

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jesus condom

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

jesus condom by JMU April 26, 2007

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Broke mans condom

When a man wraps glad wrap around his penis using it as a condom.

Man 1:oi cunt do you have any money i need to buy me self some condoms for tonights orgy.
Man 2: nah cunt dont have any but have you heard about the broke mans condom method, just wrap some glad wrap
around your willy
Man 1: cheers for the idea my nigga

Broke mans condom by Negro_Slayer420 October 29, 2019