Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.

Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.

by Poptart. March 4, 2014

Comcasting

To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.

Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.

by bradybjr March 27, 2015

cocaine clarity

Something that made total sense after a line of cocaine.

"why did you send a dick pic to your cousin?"

"cocaine clarity mate! "

by Thsyrus June 15, 2016

Coca Cola

A cold refreshing soda

I will drink this coca cola

by Deedeedog2isalegend January 19, 2017

Cocaine

A really thrifty item that people always drink. They are owned by the company of Pepsi-cola and are very icky.

Oh hell yeah! My dad bought cocaine for this week

by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk February 29, 2020

three liter coca cola

slang for a large african american penis

Visanthe Shiancoe, of the Minnesota Vikings, was caught on live television in the locker room, with his three liter coca cola hanging out.

Yo, I bet Shaquille O'Neal has a huge cock. I probably looks like a three liter coca cola.

by knoxroadterp December 22, 2008

Jar Of Cocaine

What Johnny Depp allegedly had as stated by Amber Turd so it’s clearly false cos she did a bump in court while on the stand

Amber Turd: “..and he had a jar…A JAR of cocaine”
Johnny Depp: *giggles*

by Aquamannnnn May 6, 2022