colton wendland

the bichiest motherfucker who needs to burn in hell.

If he would just go along his gay ways he would be better off.

by bbyface March 19, 2005

colen

its where your poop lives before it comes out.

finger your butt-hole

by Dick Van-Dyke April 21, 2005

colton

a russian fish stick

hey man you gonna eat that colton?

by kangaroos January 25, 2009

colton

a total dick

wow what a colton.

by reeeeethspuffer January 14, 2019

Coltin

Coltin is a dweeb who has an amazingly hot girlfriend. He is a noob and spills chocolate milk on people. He throws carrots at people and calls people hoes. He is a whore who likes to ingore people if they dont kiss him. He likes to be called daddy and sucks dick.

Coltin is a dweeb.

by Lolcringe10101 June 7, 2018

Colton

A dumb ass who sucks at playing call of duty and lies so you think he is cool with a really high voice that reminds you of a little girl who sucks in bed and likes dick

look at that faq

He sucks a COD like a Colton.

by Colton Bailey March 14, 2010

Colton

a boy who makes you like him a lot but doesn't like you back and when you stop he'll just like you and you'd get into a whole weird situation considering you're bestfriends. then he asks you to sleep with him but he's already went and slept with 2 other girls at the same time before he asks you but say he just wants you.

man, that boy is almost as difficult as colton.

by i likeD you July 20, 2009