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White Collar Chair Shot

When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.
Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.

Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.

Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.

Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!

Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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White Collar Shot Block

When you save your coworker from a bad situation by absorbing or deflecting the negativity so it does not reach them.
Vern: Dude, do NOT go in that room, you will be stuck for 30 mins and then thrown into like 7 more meetings. SLT has some serious Emotional Hand Me Down baggage from their previous bosses.

Ilan: Thanks man, I appreciate the White Collar Shot Block, I wanna coffee, I will go to Starbucks outside. Appreciate you, fam.

Vern: White Collar Brosef for life, let's get Shawarma later.

Ilan: k, Holler at Your Hebrew
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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Red Collar Worker

Someone who works as a social media influencer, due to the red in the YouTube logo.
Charlie Kirk was a red collar worker because he makes online content.
by hanballector September 12, 2025
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Like A White Collar Hug

When you are trying to sell your business services, the feeling you try to convey so your prospect is comfortable working with you AND comfortable telling their bosses why they chose you over your competitors.
JB: You are perfect for them! Listen, show the owner you have worked with firms exactly like hers, with the exact same problems and timelines.

She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.

Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.

BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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White Collar Mulligan

Similar to an Emotional Mulligan, but at work, an emotional season ticket holder gives you a white collar chair shot, but they have so much equity built up, they are forgiven.
MA: Damn, I always felt like you were going to White Collar Major Applewhite me, but always thought you would tell me first.

NT: Ya, I am sorry Brosef, my boss is up my ass and I have to think of my family.

MA: I hear you fam, I saw this guy's Brofile, it is pretty stellar. You get a White Collar Mulligan.
by Mike109999 September 25, 2025
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Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift
" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
by anonymous October 9, 2025
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Black Collar

when your collar is black and you leg is red from kicking. You work at the DACC center to keep your family red. Living off of the school lunch and team meals. Your pretty much a broke fat-ass.
by Dalton Shaw October 21, 2025
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