teen code

The secret code that only noob teens know and use. Used while chatting, it can be the savior of the teen in question to keep their parents from finding out how much of a skank they are. Always used to subtley tell the other person to change the subject.

9/99 Teen Code - Fredrick:I luv Mary's tits.
Augustus: 9!
Fredrick: Nice day at school, wasnt it mate?
Augustus: 99.
Parent Over Shoulder Teen Code (pos) - Georgia: Steve ate me out but i had a yeast infection.
Martha: oh crap pos
Georgia: We should make cookies next time we sleep over!
Martha: Okay she left. Did he have dough on his lip afterwords?
QQ Teen Code (quiet, q?) - Bert: dude, we should totally smoke reefer tomorrow.
Ernie: qq i love to read books.
Bert: Ya, me too. Harry Potter is so great.
eep Teen Code (emergency eavesdroping parent) - Samantha: Im pregnant! Emanuel: eep! I hate homework!
etc.

by Bludshawt May 30, 2008

Norse Code

The sexual practise whereby two people repeatedly headbutt each other until they reach orgasm or die. Whichever comes first.

"Hey Jurgen, what's up with your face?"
"Got Helga to Norse Code with me last night"
"Sweet!"
"Not really. She's dead"

by Thor Point April 22, 2008

Bro Code

A set of codes for friends to live by: No friend shall date, talk to or hangout with another friends X girl unless he is approved to do so.

John broke bro code by hanging out with Bob's X girlfriend without getting approval first.

by Therealistofthereal January 14, 2015

ReMorse Code

Going old school here, it is when a person sent a morse code message to someone saying something mean to them, then sent an apology message to them for the mean message.

Person 1: -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ..- --. .-.. -.-- .-.-.-(You are ugly)
Person 2: .-- .... .- - / - .... . / .... . .-.. .-.. ..--.. ?(What the hell?)
Person 1: .. / .- -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / .. / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. -. .----. - / .... .- ...- . / ... .- .. -.. / - .... .- - .-.-.-(I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that)

ReMorse Code...

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

Dress code

1. Sexualizes and objectifies the young body
2. Blames the wearer for the onlookers perceptions/actions
3. Perpetuated rape culture
4. I total BS

Ugh I hate dress code.

by I am a real feminist June 13, 2018

code surf

term relating to the activtiy of ambulance crews when moving someone on a trolley / gurenty when one of the crew members straddles the patioient to continue cardiac compressions

i code surfed from the cookie shop al lthe way to the car park

by zippy April 9, 2004

Code eleven

When a person has double barrel snot running down thier nose.

Honey get Johnny a tissue he has a code eleven.

by Hawkwise July 24, 2016