Coconut Crawdaddy

A sexual routine involving a coconut, one cooked crawfish, and one living crawfish. While in the missionary position a coconut is broken over the women's head to ensure she is limp for the following, the cooked crawfish is inserted into the anus and the living into the vagina, both are then sucked out broken open, dipped in the coconut milk and eaten. It is a favorite among southern Cajuns and the French.

"You haven't eaten crawfish until you have had the coconut crawdaddy"

Kacey - "Kota, why are your limping"
Kota - "I got Coconut Crawdaddy-ed last night and the live one got a little feisty"

by kyle Zeterbergz April 11, 2011

spelling coconut

Writing or saying the word coconut, letter-by-letter
If it's written it will be something like this: C-O-C-O-N-U-T

Ayy bro can you start spelling coconut for me I forgot how to spell it

by Purple_Cosmic July 17, 2019

Coconutting

Code for gay sex in a tropical location.

Bruce and I are totally going to Fire Island for some hardcore coconutting.

by dcxoffender April 2, 2009

Coconut

A black man who is white on the inside. they have the potential to be a gangsta or a brake dancer but are white on the inside so take life too seriously and get offended when called a nigga

Harry Belafonte celebrity has the potential physically but he's a coconut

by KidUrban July 25, 2011

perky coconuts island

Well Perky coconuts island is a place where the kool BUSHMURRYS live eg. Kelsi Courtz and katherine, on connecting islands that surround the most Mugliest place of all dun dun dun Native Land ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Neway hu cares bout Native land (covered in fig trees eww) ill carry on wid the bshmry island eg. Perky coconuts island. it has the meana lil huts and mai mai to live in (wen the japs invade) great surf coz the bshmrys r pro surfers and kool dams to eel in coz they r soo cool (oh and good at eeling) there mode of trnsport r ford fairlanes and the drag in ford lasers.

Native: how u doing, where u cum from
bshmry: perky coconuts island! U?
Native: native land
bshmry: ewww get away frm me mugly
Native: wanna have mi baby
bshmry: ewww go ask a fellow native

by Katherine May 31, 2004

Sweaty Coconuts

where the girl does all the work for the whole intercourse and uses her tits the whole time making them very sweaty, the the guy cums ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over her tits to cool them babies down

can you hurry up and shove it in cause so far i have had the sweaty coconuts!!!!!!

by FUCK ME HARD IN THE ASS PLEASE March 29, 2009

Coconut

A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.

Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"

*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"

And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.

by SuckADork February 23, 2011