cobalt1164

Someone who is always sarcastic and always plays roblox.

Chris: Dude get off roblox, lets play something else.
Brandon: What's roblox?
Chris: DOn't be a cobalt1164.

by emvlyy July 6, 2017

Cobrakelling

Bringing out extreme simping behavior in men with zero effort.

Man she's been cobrakelling poor Cody for a month now, if shes not careful she'll have a stalker on her hands.

by blooisblooisbloo July 31, 2020

Kurt Cobain

The act of takings ones own life

Now he did it. He pulled a Kurt Cobain and now im out of 12 gauge shells

by Toga party Toga party 999 August 13, 2016

bara cobama

the best president.

OMG THAT BARA COBAMA

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

bouta kurt cobain

When you are about to shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun

Dude I'm seriously bouta Kurt Cobain i have so much homework due

by What has humanity come to December 8, 2016

kurt cobain

Overrated musician who was married to that weirdo bitch Courtney Love.

If you were married to Courtney Love, you commit suicide too.

by Yo Momma January 12, 2005

Skidmark Cobra

A Skidmark Cobra is the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus dominating said cobra.

I didn't know there was a snake in the toilet. So, when he poked his head up I Skidmark Cobra'd with him!

I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.

by He-is-man December 17, 2008