LJ Clinton

The girl you love the most and could never live without. The reason you wake up in the morning and the reason you are smiling when you go to sleep at night. The most talented, smart, funny, athletic girl you will ever know. The most beautiful girl in the world. The girl you want to marry if you are lucky enough to have her.
She is such an LJ Clinton
by bemineforever<3 January 1, 2011
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Clinton Iowa NoseJob

When a man sticks his penis inside a females nose and continues to pleasure it until he has to release his sperm. Then, he releases the sperm into the nose and continues to pleasure the nose with his penis until the female chokes on the sperm, or it runs down her throat, and pleads for you to stop. Then you go to the next nostril and repeat the process.
Man, if she keeps this up about how nice her nose looks, I'll have to give her the ol' Clinton Iowa NoseJob.
by MadRAcer October 15, 2011
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Hillary Clinton Leftist

A self-identified "leftist" who's a divisive fauxgressive, who pretends to be a supporter of Bernie Sanders only to sheepdog for the Democratic Party's corporate candidate after Sanders quits the race.
by Anti-Hindu Defamation May 8, 2021
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Hilary Clinton Eyes

Describing a shifty, powerful person. Whom you or others believe to be capable, or to have committed horrific crimes; yet they have not faced legal consequences.
Carole Baskin has Hilary Clinton Eyes, you know she murdered her husband and fed her to the tigers!
by Gregg S Carter March 28, 2020
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Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.
Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.
by Osama Obama September 21, 2007
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