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Cuban cigar

1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.

2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.
On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.
by Buzzby May 17, 2005
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cigamaroo

"dya want a cigamaroo?"
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analogue cigarette

–noun
A traditional roll of finely cut tobacco cured for smoking with real fire, and is usually wrapped in a thin white paper.

The opposite of a digital cigarette, or more commonly known as an Electronic Cigarette, or E-Cigarette.
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in the year 2024 A.D.

Friend: "Gary ... whats that in your mouth?"

Gary: "Its an analogue cigarette. I found a carton of them stored in my dad's old boxes up in the attic."

Friend: "Thats so retro. We should bring these back in style! Lets take them to school. Pretty soon everyone will be smoking analogue cigarettes."
by Dr. Fetus Ink October 2, 2009
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Make you forget cigarette

Another way of saying a joint. Weed. Marijuana.
by CatTheRat March 27, 2009
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cigarette

A magic wand that destroys your lungs, clears up your brain, and kills millions of people without effort.

This magic wand can also cause you to see things that aren't there.
That cigarette killed my mom!

This cigarette will taste nasty, but will make me happy.
by DannyRebus November 29, 2010
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Cigarettes

The best damn thing that the man has EVER created. All these "Truth" adds can fuck off becasuse in reality ciggs have kept my girlfriend alive because if she quit then her blood sugar would get all fucked up.
Give me some cigarettes before I kick this guys ass.
by Jeremy Dehart July 8, 2006
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cigarette

Tobacco rolled up in paper with a filter. They are smoked in order to obtain the nicotine in the tobacco. Some people are social smokers (1-3 a day) and some are heavy smokers (a pack a day). Some smoke even more.

Cigarettes were cool and acceptable in the 1920s-1960s but today they are considered uncool. They are responsible for many deadly diseases like lung cancer and strokes. In many parts of North America you can only smoke outside, in your home or in certain hotel rooms. People look like idiots when they try to hold them.

For those earlier posters who try to defend smoking: You're not fooling anyone. We are trying to help you realize you are wasting your money on something that will kill you. Don't ask for sympathy when you get lung cancer from me. Smoking is the most disgusting habit in the face of the earth and if you smoke, you're inferior.
Look at all the people with cigarettes outside the office building. They are so uncool.
by Marshall Rousso August 24, 2006
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