Ballad of Chasey Lain

The Ballad Of Chasey Lain is an AMAZING song by the Blood Hound Gang about the uber sexy porn star Chasey Lain.

Lyrics to "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain"

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

by Pink Power Ranger September 5, 2008

chuby chaser

Someone who is attracted to overweight people, Fat Bottom Girls who make the rockin world go round

Did you see mark's curvy girlfriend? He must be a chuby chaser.

by Lightning Princess August 18, 2006

Chase

Basically one of the most bad ass mother fuckers you will ever meet in your entire life. Gets dome and bitches every day of the week. Has an extremely large dong. But be warned "Chase" is one strong ass mother fuckers and rips shit up every day.

Joe: "Hey look it's Chase lets go say hi"
Jim: "Fuck no, Chase rips shit up every day don't mess with that mother fucker."

by Taint Destroyer November 21, 2010

Probable Cause

01: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person have done something wrong (you believe have).

02: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to arrest.

03: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to the issuance of a warrant.

If your family and your baby mama/baby daddy have been spending too much time without you, chances are, that's probable cause. (Referring to sentence 1.)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 30, 2004

Fox Chase

Foxchase is singlehandedly the toughest neighborhood in all of philadelphia and surrounding suburbs. home to the notorious R&V gang which stands for Rhawn & Verree, a busy intersection in the neighborhood. Also a dangerous place to be after dark.

LC Boul1: yoo dude you goin to the Fox Chase keg tonight?

LC boul2: hells to the no man. thats badlands, my boy luke just got wrecked by some FC boul.

LC boul1: yeah good idea. lets just hangout at pal and have gay sex

by Da Boul FCHOODRAT November 2, 2008

may cause drowsiness

Don't make any fucking plans, ok!?!

On the side of the box it said:"May cause drowsiness"

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

Chasewai

Someone who owns a set of 661 PJ's, and is a tyre whore

The Chasewai couldn't decide which tyres to use today.

Chasewai fell off his bike more times than a fat chick rippled when being punched in the stomach.

by Gigglepusses August 5, 2008