Choke a donkey

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's

The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.

by Mr B. Igcock April 02, 2012

choked out

When smokin' marijuana it makes you choke..many stoners call it choked out because they get high that way..BLAZE ALL DAY EVERYDAY 420!!

choked out

by vEM1 April 23, 2009

chokes on pretzel

what gw bush does to get attention

AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP

by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy March 25, 2005

turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

by ryan-the master of the universe April 21, 2006

Pony Choking

The Indianapolis Colt Football team continuously wins in the regular season and loses in the playoffs.

Pony Choking History

• February 7, 2010 - Super Bowl XLIV – San Diego 31, Indianapolis 17
• January 8, 2011 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 17, Indianapolis 16
• Jan. 3, 2009 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 23, Indianapolis 17

• Jan. 13, 2008 - AFC Divisional – San Diego 28, Indianapolis 24

• Feb. 4, 2007 - Super Bowl XLI - Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17

• Jan. 15, 2006 - AFC Divisional - Pittsburgh 21, Indianapolis 18

• Jan. 16, 2005 - AFC Divisional - New England 20, Indianapolis 3

• Jan. 18, 2004 - AFC Championship - New England 24, Indianapolis 14

• Jan. 4, 2003 - AFC Wild Card - Jets 41, Indianapolis 0

• Dec. 30, 2000 - AFC Wild Card - Miami 23, Indianapolis 17 (OT)

• Jan. 16, 2000 - AFC Divisional - Tennessee 19, Indianapolis 16

by OneSmallStep January 25, 2011

Choke Ass

Product to stop diarrhea (Pepto or similar)

I need some choke ass to stop my cheap beer shits.

by Evil Metal October 27, 2016