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Chip and Champ

1. a proper and respectful way to refer to mr. left and mr. right testicle, helpful in business and professional situations, or as a tool to impress the lady-folk.

2. a fucking rad way to refer to your love apples.
Q: I don't know how you did it, Frank, but that negotiation was fantastic! I don't know if it's your strategy or balls, but I've never seen anyone get the upper hand like that.
A. Well, thank you Sir, and I'd love to take all the credit, but I couldn't have done it without the lifelong support and guidance of Chip and Champ, my two closest friends and most trusted allies. They really came to bat for me today, and I owe every ounce of success to them. Now, how about we go get some beers?
A: Now, you're talking, Frank! Beers are on me!

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Woman: So, you come here often?
Man: Yes, I do. What's that, boys? Oh, my good friends Chip and Champ would like to me you. Allow me to make an introduction. Say hello, fellas!
Woman: (brief pause) Beers at your place or mine?
by douchebacca October 18, 2008
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Casper Tits

Pale tits, tits whiter then the rest of the bosy
I just went tanning, now i have casper tits
by Poopers July 12, 2007
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champ stamp

When you rub your sweaty ball sack on a sleeping person's head.
I champ stamped the fat kid on the last day of summer camp.
by GnarlyPirate May 27, 2005
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casper lee

person 1: You are perfect!

person 2: Not as perfect at casper lee
by blondebitch225 July 13, 2014
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champagne and caviar

A reference to a fetish that involves defecating and urinating on your love interest. It is in common use in Germany. Here in America we are christians and dont do such abominations.
I went to Helmuts house for champagne and caviar and Heidi shit on my head and Dietrich pissed in my eye.
by jacin rome September 4, 2009
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Champ

Short for champagne. Sometimes written as champ'.
I'm on a boat bitch, we drinkin' Santana champ cuz it's so crisp.
by famouskid February 12, 2009
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Casper

A bowel movement that, once entering the toilet water, proceeds with speeds to travel out of sight into throat of the toilet.
entry level doodoo unit: dood, i swear i pooped...

Professional dooky maker: oh, ture... don't worry about it, must have been a Casper.
by JakeInJapan January 30, 2009
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