caringness

To whomever thought "caringness" was a word,
It is, in fact, NOT a word.
Maybe you meant "care."
You sound like an illiterate moron, i mean, how unbelievably dumb are you?
Please die.
Please.

If you thing "caringness" is a word you are, most likely, brain-dead.

by hurrop December 30, 2012

caring

In short terms it basically means "Does it look like I care?"
The term can also be used with the word "lots" after it as in "Caring lots?"
You can also use the "?" after other things such as "Making Sense?"

Stupid Asshole: Hey guys check out my cool new boots!
You: Caring?
Your Friend: Caring lots?

by Bob Steve April 8, 2008

Chasing the Chicken

Trying to get laid. Seeking the velvet, heart-shaped box.

Dude, I spent the whole weekend Chasing the Chicken.

by Cheppie December 14, 2007

Chairing

Sitting on ones faces with a tube from their mouth into your ass. As you shit in their mouth, they throw up molecular particles that return back into your ass. As the shit and throw up gets stronger, the battle between who will win becomes stronger. The end result becomes a battle between plasmas as dragon ball z charater fight it out with a Kanehameha.

My friend Miguel and I were chairing after fighting on who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman.

by A slightly disoriented potato April 1, 2019

charming

a unique skill possesed by a priveleged (or not priveledged few). charming is accomplished by sitting on your back with your legs spread in the air. you then proceed to expel gas (see fart). once you have farted, you use your butt muscles to suck the air back in and continue to repeat for as long a possible. thus, once your location has been succesfully filled with ass gas, you have completed your charming.

he was charming for two hours until the air was poison

by jordan d January 18, 2006

Storm Chasing

The attempt to have sex one last time before a girl gets her period and you're stuck jerking off all week.

Also may be used to describe men whose fetish is to have sex with a girl while she has her period.

My girl told me that there was a storm-a-brewin down south. So I convinced her to let me try storm chasing before it was too late.

by Deadinlivingform October 10, 2011

Charging Rhino Legs

Derogatory term used by male athletes to describe the overly muscular legs of certain female athletes.

The Cal Women's Volleyball Players are so hot, except for #X - she's got charging rhino legs.

by mtnmeister June 27, 2009