jonny castles

Jonny castles isnt just a man, he's an idea. He lives in all of us and wants to be in all of us. Especially 18-23 year old girls. Its the aura of not giving a fuck, personified. Once touched, forever tainted.

Guy 1 "Hey, there's jonny castles"

Guy 2 "oh yeah."

by J C patootie January 11, 2014

Im a sucker for medieval castles

The best meme in The COD zombies community.

"Im a sucker for medieval castles and thats where we are going in der eisendrache."

by Jason Blundell June 14, 2016

Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.

Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised

by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011

castielism

The religion in which you worship Castiel, who became a god by eating souls from purgatory

My religion is Castielism.

by Destiel_deancas February 19, 2015

Cattle Prodder

A cattle in West Indian is an extra large woman, almost beast like.

A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.

Jimmy's a cattle prodder, cause the sight of layers of fat turns him on!

by Ilovecattles January 15, 2017

cattles

It's the plural of the word cattle, basically obese women.

Larry is a freak, he loves cattles.

by Ilovecattles January 3, 2017

Castiel

An angel from the hit show Supernatural on CW TV. He is mostly seen with Sam and Dean, the two main characters in the show. You can tell who he is by his tan trench coat and blue tie.

His name is almost always spelled "Cas" by the fandom and "Cass" by the writers.

Mostly, he is shipped with Dean to form the ship Destiel (which should totally be canon , by the way.) Sometimes, he is also shipped with Meg, a demon, or Sam, Dean's brother.

Fan 1: Awwww, Castiel is such a cutie. He needs to be protected at all costs.

Fan 2: Trueee. Dean will protect him though.

Fan 1: Well, Cas was the one who raised him from perdition, so you could argue that Cas should protect Dean. (*cough cough* from other women because destiel need to be canon obviously)
Fan 2: Ohohohohoho, was that subtext

by cryingphan January 20, 2017