Castle

Aka Lloyd Philips
Aka Tomtum

A sock puppet who de-ramps investments (pathetically) to buy low.

Trolls bulletin boards 24/7, 7 days a week and has no life.
A lowlife scum, keyboard warrior who fakes being wheelchair bound to lure his prey.
Hey man, she said "no!"... don't be a "castle" and risk jail time.
Guys, we'd better buy more of this stock as castle is commenting on it!
by GenuineInvestor July 12, 2022
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Bouncy Castle

Very recent Canadian slang used when a person or a group of people get into trouble or an altercation and defend their actions by stating "but we had a bouncy castle". It came from the trucker convoy in Ottawa in 2022 when some participants excused their bad behaviour by stating there was a bouncy castle set up for the kids.

Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.
Sorry Officer, we didn't mean to wake up the neighbourhood or cause any grief. We even set up a bouncy castle.
by Lillian Grundy August 06, 2022
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A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.
Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
by Stuffedhobo July 11, 2023
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like a gay batman and black
Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly
by masky123343 July 11, 2023
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castle punch

When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.
I’m gonna go castle punch pope.
by Deduper November 28, 2017
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Barnard-castling

Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.
Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
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Castle Square

Has all you ever need in life - Sports Direct, Poundland, Wetherspoons and "Glory hole golf". Use to have Primark and Bonmarche but they left because they were too upmarket for Castle Square.
I do me shoppin at Castle Square. Its got reyt good shops!
by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 14, 2022
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