warwick castle

having an orgy with greek yoghurt used as lubrication

i met this greek girl last night, and she invited me for a warwick castle

by Cx.G November 5, 2012

jethros castle

A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!

That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.

by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023

apple castle

Castling at a strange time in chess

NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.

by MrBunbury September 15, 2018

Castle Chaser

Somebody that actively seeks well off people not because of the money but because they dream of living in a big house.

Jack: Do you think she has a big house?
Tom: Probably
Jack: Got to get me some of that!
Tom: You're such a castle chaser...

by Superdannnn August 22, 2014

Castle Grayskull

The source of He Man and She Ra powers

then I was like I would rather live in castle grayskull

by SorceressOfGrayskull July 27, 2018

jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle

i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying

by keishaneg September 12, 2025

niddry castle

a tall castle where mary queen of scots hid after escaping.

For more history search google. Right now in 2013 live malin and richard there with their children Astrid (13), Elinor (10) and William (7). Surrounding is a golf coarse named after the castle and in that golf coarse is a burn called Niddry Burn. Over the golf coarse is a village called winchburgh and on the other side is a railway line. Niddry castle is surrounded by shail bings and the current owners had the top cut of one so they could see the sunset.

Do you know whats behind that bing?

Why Niddry Castle of course!!!

by me!!!!!! (obviously) January 1, 2013