When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.
Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025
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Girl 1) he seems pretty cool—— oh lord he just broke a vase
Girl 2) yep that’s Carson
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Girl 1) he seems pretty cool—— oh lord he just broke a vase
Girl 2) yep that’s Carson
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You ,me, let’s be girlfriend and boyfriend 1 week later .you,me.... I cheated on you.
You ,me, let’s be girlfriend and boyfriend 1 week later .you,me.... I cheated on you.
by Carter Patrick May 9, 2018
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by BigTichington March 21, 2021
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carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
by bessy1234 March 28, 2019
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Person 1: "Is that a Carson?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"
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