dick candy

An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.

"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."

by Skank_Away June 15, 2007

Fap Candy

Fap candy entails a form of material that can be used as an aid during the process of fapping. Often in the form of pictures and videos.

Guy 1: Dude check out the milf in this pic!
Guy 2: Ah yeah fap candy!

by fapkingpro December 6, 2010

ear candy

Derived from the term "eye candy." Refers to music that is catchy and pleasurable to listen to but lacks depth, often both musically and lyrically. Ear candy lacks any form of complexity and is intellectually uninteresting. Top 40 hits almost always fall into this category.

Fan Girl: "Justin Bieber is such a genius! His music is SO deep!"

Musician: "You call 'Baby, baby, baby, ooh!' deep? That's just ear candy."

by MoozikMan May 8, 2014

pot candy

a candy that looks and smells like a jolly rancher but is laced with THC. one candy will get u as high as a bowl of pot will.

somebody made candy that is like fucking pot haha it gets u high!!!!!!
haha lmao
wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

by cheeba grl July 14, 2005

Skull Candy

An awesome set of headphones. They feature an in ear design that allows you to experience music on a whole new level. They also have tiny skulls on the outside of the headphone and come in a lot of different colors. Their only con is that they are quite expensive.

Bob purchases a pair of skull candy earphones and plugs them into his ipod. He listens to a few songs and is able to fully realize Joel Maddens vocal abilities.
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Two hours later....
Bobs mom- "Bob! What are you doing?!"
Bob- "Burning all my Good Charlotte albums".

by Music_Police January 14, 2008

ass candy

Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.

Jen has such a great ass, she's some ass candy man

by r.a.g August 25, 2007

liquid candy

Definitions:

1. Semen, sperm, male milk,
2. Anything other liquid with sugar

Girl 1: Where will we get some liquid candy?

Girl 2: Don't worry, Peter is coming too, he will take care of it.

by Ralph B. January 15, 2008