Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023

glizzy camo

anything less than a magnum condom

i need a glizzy camo.

by anxietyslie March 20, 2024

Black Camo

A small band from Slovenia. They mix trash metal and hardcore.If you go to their concert their lead singer will scream at you " I should have fucking pissed on you". They will also get really drunk after the concert.

Black camo is a weird but amazing band

by Xoxohocmpedra January 11, 2026

French Camouflage

A stinky untamed bush with a vagina hiding behind it

When a German invades a French woman’s pussy even though it isn’t visible. “This bitch was wearing French Camouflage, but I occupied!”

by StanSeaton January 16, 2026

Fat girl camouflage

Cheetah print.

Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.

by Dabossdude February 10, 2024