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California

A fireplace that provides heat and forest fires to all in the summer. Though it is the home to America's first national park, and is a good tourist state, it's forest fires are devastating.
Joe: I'm going to California this summer!
Theo: You mean that fireplace?
by Iamthebanananananana February 4, 2021
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Calittus

Person1: Why is that guy lagging so bad?
Person2: He probably has Calittus.
by SomeCal May 14, 2021
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Calixo

A famous roblox YouTuber that is in luv with spicy chips (idk much about him so ye xd)
Calixo
by CallieTheDumbIdoit July 23, 2021
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California backhander

The same thing as a Chicago backhander, but the hand goes up and down because of the lowrider from using the hydraulics
“Billy was hitting the switches as i got a California backhander.”
by California backhander February 10, 2022
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Capitolicism

Pretty much just America's version of Christianity.
Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!
by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022
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california conservative

A California conservative is an individual who identifies as conservative but operates within the unique political landscape and cultural context of California. Unlike conservatives in other parts of the country, California conservatives tend to hold a more progressive stance on certain social issues, such as LGBTQ rights and environmental protection.

They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.
Tyler: "I never understood how someone could be a conservative in California. Isn't it all liberal out there?"
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."
by BrysonStrong May 14, 2023
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Californian disease

virtue-signaling hypocrites who pander to everything and fetishize minorities.

Usually seen as rich socialists.

They become deluded with liberal ideas and try to make everything political.

For some reason they have this obsession to appear as 'the good guys'.
Some try to be "selfless", but end up losing a lot of money instead.

Usually they're intolerant to different ideas, they're stuck in their own heads, are very arrogant, and think they're morally superior.

The California disease is a mental disease.
Originates from California, as every Californian celebrity will suffer from the Californian disease to a degree.
Man my favorite celebrity suddenly did a 360 with his personality, it's like he became what he ridiculed.

Ah he must've caught the Californian disease, its quite contagious in California.
by Rahrsh7 November 1, 2023
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