Cactus

Awesome, heckers, insano, brutes.
Too awesome to touch.

Guy: How was your weekend?
Guy2: Awh man, fuckn' cactus as currnt!

by currrrnt October 11, 2010

Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

by doug=caesar July 27, 2011

cactus static

distraction caused by cock

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"

by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013

cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.

1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?

by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013

cactus mouth

Mouth that is beyond the OD cotton mouth. It's the desert.

Jeffy: Pardon me Jerome, but I am worried that I may have procured the O.D. Cotton Mouth.

Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!

by Habana Baba January 5, 2014

cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe April 23, 2014