Cum

What happens when you forget to wash the dishes

I forgot 2 wash de dishes o damnit now theres cum on them

by The great smut creater May 17, 2018

cum

a white substance that CUM'S (get it) from the erected penis and can not come from a penis that has erectile disfuction

I'm gonna CUM!

by sanshitler21memestreet November 13, 2017

Cum

Vegan alternative to milk.

Bro we ran out of milk. Can I borrow some cum?

by Paul_Z November 3, 2019

Cum

When you want to write "come" but you're too lazy and cool so you write "cum". That's it. Stop.

Can you cum over to my house to play Mario Kart? Only Mario Kart. No.

by no. stop. please. December 17, 2018

Cum

What I need Aizawa to do inside me.

Person 1: Omg, Aizawa's so hot, I want his hot cum to leak inside me!

Person 2: Omg ikr, he's so fucking hot.

by Adri_78 February 11, 2021

Cum

Sticky white milk that comes out of a penis and it tastes funny

After i cum I feel weak again

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 26, 2019

Cum

A type of frosting only women like. Can be bought at stores or could be free

Women like to eat cum

by John Litcock July 26, 2019