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Comfortable Killer

A killer who is oblivious to the fact (or not) that they are killing/harming something or someone is someway.
Look at all the garbage people leave around, polluting the ocean and ground for our future kids and animals.. Such comfortable killers.
by OneComfortableKiller September 4, 2010
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Comfany

Will you snuggle under this blanket with me so you can keep me COMFANY
by Sammie D in the morning October 9, 2010
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Comfrundermence

A bisexual, adolescent male who is constantly about getting some, but then inexplicably everything is immediately *missing* afterwards.
*Sally, Jone, and Susan all suffer from comfrundermence. Like seriously, leave them out of it. He still has some. Seriously. Just wait here and we'll be BACK.*
by CrissCo. October 13, 2010
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Comfortainment

Noun: An amalgamation of the words communication, information, and entertainment.

Due to ongoing advancement of the interface between cell phones, computers, televisions, and related technological hardware, each has a new hybrid functionality.
I just hooked up my laptop to my HD flat screen - let the comfortainment begin!
by Oly in Oly December 10, 2010
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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comfortably hungry

A feeling of mild hunger that occurs after a feeling of urgent hunger (the hunger wall). It's a relieved feeling similar to what one feels after they take a huge crap.
John: Hey, there's a twinkie on the side of the road. Ya gonna eat?

Dave: Nah

John: Thought you said you were dying.

Dave: I got past the hunger wall, now I'm comfortably hungry...sweetie
by VitaminB2 March 28, 2011
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Comfany

Whenever one needs both comfort as well as the presence of company.
After the breakup she was in need of some comfany.
by albertolot March 29, 2011
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