Uncle with van: Hope in the van and I will give you cocaine kid.
Kid: What's cocaine?
Uncle: Coca Cola
Kid: What's cocaine?
Uncle: Coca Cola
by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 4, 2024

"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"
"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"
"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"
by Bengali_Pillfish June 19, 2020

by Isuckpussy🍼 September 24, 2023

by АННННННННННННННННННННННННННННН May 13, 2021

Hym "You know, I have never lost my drugs. That isn't a thing for me. How are these motherfuckers leaving drugs all over the place? Also, it's horseshit that all these trannies are getting invited to the Whitehouse instead of me. I could have stolen cocaine right now. But no. You don't want me to have nice things."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2023

The secret ingredient in the krabby patty formula
by pissed on baby 649270 November 1, 2021
