Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

Chilli cough

Coughing whilst sick with covid

Oh shit he’s got the chilli cough, he must have been eating bats

by AzzzMelbourneOztralia November 16, 2021

Dry cough

when you cough every 5 seconds, and people think you're laughing. They also think you have covid.

Saira had a dry cough during my uncle's funeral. Unfortunately, they thought she was laughing at his outfit.

by canyoutellme March 2, 2022

Cum Cough

When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.

Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"

by Brillo! February 16, 2023

circuit cough

The persistent cough usually accompanied by a sore throat occurring after attending a Circuit Party or festival. Usually caused by yelling over music, lack of sleep, and other extracurricular activities related to the circuit scene.

Tom is a true Circuit Queen. He has circuit cough at least once a month.

by allaboutxy May 2, 2019

Kanye cough

The choking and gagging sounds of fellatio.

I took her home from the club last night and she came down with a case of the Kanye cough.

by TheMightyWee April 25, 2025

cough about nothing

Speak nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!

by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023