a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.
“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”
by SalvyZ August 29, 2019
Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.
Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.
by Hobarto April 19, 2019
by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021
When you spend so long sitting in one spot playing a video game uninterrupted that you are completely immersed in the game and entirely numb to and dissociated from the world around you.
Josh: I just spent 6 hours straight playing Minecraft, and then, when I had to get up to go to dinner, I was so disoriented. I couldn't even remember what day it was.
Alex: Wow man, you must have been in a serious gaming coma.
Alex: Wow man, you must have been in a serious gaming coma.
by A Sharp Major January 12, 2025
The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool September 20, 2015
by jessicaisagod May 05, 2016
Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy
I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.
by 518cargirl May 10, 2021