coach arey

Weird idiot dyke penguin looking hoe.

Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang tonight?
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.

by YeahImTalkingAboutJacksboro October 18, 2021

coach a

To kill someone or destroy something beyond repair.

Guy: What happened to that car?
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.

by CrazyCatBunker November 18, 2024

Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub

Sauce would have 2 picks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.

by soggy bacon November 12, 2023

Coach! (M.M)

The code name for a very special someone, I won’t let too much information on but I’d say 10/10 kinda guy. With affiliation to M.M he’s a true centre to the group.

COACH! You’d make a really great coach! (M.M)

by Skibtybop6767 October 6, 2025

sex coach

A Russian hooker who might be the linchpin of collusion, or maybe just another Russian hooker.

That so-called sex coach Needs to hire a food taster.

by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Coach roach

A flight attendant that only works coach class cabin of the airplane. This is a person that won’t be caught dead in first-class or business. They think the people are too hoity toity for their taste.

Why doesn’t Becky ever work first class?

That’s because she’s a coach roach.

by Gert Barr April 20, 2021