Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Bumpstocked

Bumpstocked…
When a conservative is “triggered” by a liberal assault or idea.

“That democrat talking point had me bumpstocked I after the first sentence.

by Briceybear September 22, 2021

Bumsit

When your mates are sleeping you pull down your pants and sit your bare ass on their face

Oi bro did you remember me bumsitting you while you were in bed?

by Rollagod October 11, 2021

Bumping

To know how to fight . Bumping or Bumpin

She don’t want to fight me she know i’m bumping

by thydra 💋 November 23, 2021

Bumitgumitt

The art of loosing your gum in her bum!

Anyone seen my gum? Yes its in my butt bumitgumitt!!

by Naveson January 5, 2022

Bumping Boochies

When two men rub their assholes together.

I’m planning on Bumping Boochies with Danny tonight

by Letterstore February 14, 2022

Bumpin gums

A conversation with no substance or general meaning

Elaine: i bet there talking about me

Kramer: oh please there just bumpin gums

by Just water April 16, 2022