Dick Buffer

When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.

"wow, Brittany is messaging me for the first time in 6 months complaining about how lonely she is. She must just need a dick buffer"

by Thikkshady March 24, 2022

Bear grylls buffet

The art of eating your own shit and washing it down with your own piss

Fuck I'm that hungry I could eat a bear grylls buffet ( B.G.B )

by Nice meeting ya October 16, 2014

hit the buffers

come to a sudden unsuccessful end.

Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.

by school lover December 2, 2014

like Trammell at a buffet

Doing something extremely fast, Rapid movement, throwing away money, running away scared, fast, quick,

They blew through $100 dollar bills like Trammell at a buffet!

He ran away like Trammell at a buffet!

by LMac Daddy Supreme June 12, 2017

Back Alley Buffet

When a bunch of old homeless men eat anything ANYTHING edible or non-edible out of the dumpster.

Ugh! Last night I was taking a shortcut home and saw a bunch of homeless men having a back alley buffet. They even at a fucking rat!

by WoLfBaNdIt February 27, 2018

Butt Nut Buffet

Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into

Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"

Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"

Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"

by Carotenuto June 9, 2018

Bust my buffers

A phrase commonly used by various characters from the children's television series Thomas & Friends. It is usually used as an alternative to "Oh my goodness" and similar phrases.

"Bust my buffers," muttered Thomas, "the day started so well too."

by Gabe2006 December 8, 2021