Marlon Brando Brunch

When someone masturbates until the point of ejaculation and cums on a pile of cotton balls. They must then shove the cotton balls in their cheeks and begin mimicking Marlon Brando.

After I initiated the Marlon Brando Brunch I exclaimed "I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"

by BackFoot December 29, 2009

Fbf (fat brunch flex)

A high degree of flexitude. It can be forced or come naturally. Usually occurs during brunch.

Example 1

Person 1: Is she doing an fbf (fat brunch flex) today?
Person 2: I guess so. She's in that white sundress.
Example 2
Person 1: Ima fbf today. (Proceeds to wear balenciaga/off white/Gucci/tori/Ferrell)

by Wxn June 7, 2018

Blunchkin

receiving oral sex while eating lunch and taking a dump at the same time... getting the best of all 3 worlds all in one!!!!!

Bill Clinton used to receive "Blunchkins" daily because as you all may know he was a very busy man!

by Zoltan84 May 13, 2010

branchy

Branchy is a word used to clarify when you're craving nicotine. Just like when you haven't had water in a while your thirsty and your hungry when you haven't had much food.

#1 Good lad: 'Mans bare branchy uno, set the tonk.'
#2 Good lad: 'Here u go boss.' (passes the vape).

by Ritsenberg October 12, 2021

roll-bounce

to get up and leave in a swift manner.

"This is wack, we need to roll-bounce"

by Alisha, Ashley, & Savannah May 2, 2008

Knock that branch off

Having intercourse.

Yo Gratz, why don't you try and knock that branch off?

by deansmith August 13, 2009

bruncledad

Originated on a certain anti-chav site, used to describe the odd relationship apparently inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family. (SEE Jug Ears. ALL chavs have jug-ears.)

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.

That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.

by TheACM September 20, 2008