Britney

She's that girl who is a pig but a sick pig who laughs at all your jokes about Italians. She at times may get sad and mad but deep down is a very happy person. She's very very lazy tho.

Britney is that person you want at your wedding but not at a kids party

by Yeeticus 723 November 28, 2019

shaved Brittney

eg. Batshit crazy.

Did you hear about Mary? She just went shaved Brittney when Ron dumped her!

by Waow Rabalder July 18, 2010

go Britney

When a girl finally turns legal, either at 18 or 21 and begins to totally self-destruct.

I used to think Miley really had it together, bit ever since her birthday she's really begun to go Britney.

by tharin23503 December 9, 2010

pulling a brittney

this is the act of being in a vehicle holding your baby, rather than having your baby secured in a car seat. May also refer to any act that endangers your child such as shaving your head to deter the cops from seeing the amount of drugs that are actually in your body.

i was pulling a brittney, aren't i a fantastic mom?

by joejoemama March 21, 2008

Britney Spears

The cause of wet mattresses belonging to teenage boys.

I woke up with a wet spot on my mattress this morning because I fantasized about Britney Spears last night.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Brittney

a socially awkward person

Brittney is the human form of the socially awkward penguin.

by adgjgjg February 26, 2011

Britney

A type of haircut for a woman, which involves completely shaving off

im going to ask for the Britney

Im going to have the britney done

by Tom1702 October 20, 2008