Borny

When you are bored and horny.

"I was so borny last night"

by Wejit September 6, 2013

borny

When your bored and horny. Happens frequently before mastrobation and is the leading cause of it. Because you are bored, you have plenty of time to solve your problem of being horny. Unless you are bored because you are in class or public (excluding nudist colonies).

Person 1: So, how are you?
Person 2: I'm borny

by atomfilezila May 31, 2016

Bornerdeded

Hyper and extremely bored at the same time.

I am bornerdeded! HEHEHEH!

by Nichirin June 30, 2004

bornhoffen

1980s in juvenile usage, a person who would rather eat bread than have sex.

From a 1980's advertising campaign for bread in Australia: A man turns down an evening with a buxom wench to repair with a slice of multigrain. Voiceover: "Man does not live by bread alone but with Bornhoffen he comes close."

This was then contracted into "B'hoffen" with aspirated first syllable and finally just "boffin" to describe nerds.

Look at that bornhoffen, what a nerd.

by Roggen June 21, 2006

borned

1. what all babies want to be

2. to come to life

3. to come to existence

All babies want to be borned. All babies want to be borned.

by filipos May 25, 2009

Like The Wild Man of Borneo

The term is derived from an alternate epithet of an early California sideshow performer Oofty Goofty. The used of the epithet is a barely recognized example of the racial insensitivity that was prevalent at the time.

The term did not spread very far from it's home state.(The expression, Like The Wild Man of Borneo was probably used mostly in California.)

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2008

Borny

Bored + horny.

"Why did you sleep with that guy?" "I don't know, guess I was just borny."

by People Paula June 23, 2009