by Dr.Phils Mom June 02, 2018
by LittleBabyGuy March 29, 2010
Book wanker -
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019
A type of socially debilitating guilt experienced only by English Literature students when performing tasks that either intentionally or unavoidably prevent them from reading.
by adnium November 18, 2009
Unavailable; having all appointments taken
by Englishaholic June 13, 2018
A girl who is typically very introverted and into secluded hobbies such as reading but also dedicate a large portion of their life and thoughts to sex. These girls tend to make good girlfriends because they want to stay at home and self indulge in their hobbies then ride you to completion. However, beware for they are still 'bunnies' and thirst for sex and are prone to cheating when emotionally unhappy.
My last girlfriend was a book bunny, she was perfectly content at home until she met a guy who catered only to her carnal desires.
by duckduckcat April 26, 2018
That one thing that schools do where nobody actually gets books, and everyone just gets a UV pen or something like that because usually all the books they have are shit.
Person 1: Hey dude what did you get at the book fair, I got an eraser that looks like a phone.
Person 2: Nice, I got a UV pen!
Person 2: Nice, I got a UV pen!
by pro urban May 09, 2022