<Blondieus Momentum>
When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out
The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.
When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out
The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.
<Chelsea> Jadden concentrate on your work!
<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?
<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!
<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?
<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!
by ErnestTehNoob May 4, 2009
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When a guy isn't over his ex-girlfriend so he starts sleeping with a tall pretty blonde girl with the intention of:
a)pissing off his ex
b)impressing his friends
A Trophy-blonde has to have:
-long blonde hair, bubbly personality
- very affectionate/sexy
-is the epitome of what many girls are subconsciously intimidated by in other women
(doesn't work if ex is also a tall blonde)
a)pissing off his ex
b)impressing his friends
A Trophy-blonde has to have:
-long blonde hair, bubbly personality
- very affectionate/sexy
-is the epitome of what many girls are subconsciously intimidated by in other women
(doesn't work if ex is also a tall blonde)
James is totally sleeping with that trophy-blonde to piss his ex sharon off, and it's definitely working!
by Jonis415 November 10, 2010
Get the Trophy-blonde mug.The only kind of blonde there is. They're dumb because their boobs are so much bigger than there brain.
by EatShitAndDie January 19, 2009
Get the Dumb Blonde mug.Hair that reflects sunlight instead of absorbing it. Many celebrities are known to bleach their hair this color in order to attract attention. Natural blondes are far and few. There are some blondes in places you wouldn't except, like the Berbers of Morocco, or villages in the Middle East because it's a recessive gene that exists in many ethnicities, not just white people. Might be extinct in 200 years because blonde people are too busy getting drunk and being promiscuous to have children...
Jon: Save the blondes!
Ali: Why?
Jon: Because they are hot.
Ali: You're superficial.
Jon: I know. Why are they so hot?
Ali: ...
Ali: Well, what about redheads? They are probably going to be extinct faster.
Jon: Hmm...name one goodlooking redhead.
Ali: ...
Ali: Why?
Jon: Because they are hot.
Ali: You're superficial.
Jon: I know. Why are they so hot?
Ali: ...
Ali: Well, what about redheads? They are probably going to be extinct faster.
Jon: Hmm...name one goodlooking redhead.
Ali: ...
by ballerr86 February 28, 2009
Get the blonde mug.n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"
syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid
syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid
"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."
by Tom 'JF' C July 16, 2008
Get the Dumb-Blonde mug.A hair color....an excuse for being dumb...When it is really the smarter version of human...They're are the kind of people in this world the orginal blonde, The haters, and the wanna-be blondes....Everyone Dyes there hair to be blonde or they say mean stuff about them becasue they are JEALOUS...Most Blonde are sexy,hott cute, and every guys wants them blonde hair blue eyed girls
by Megarooz December 28, 2005
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