Sometimes referred to as a cum-and-run, a backseat bail is the act of having sex with a girl in the doggy-style position, finishing, and then running away before she turns around.
So I was fucking this chick last night, and as I sobered up I remembered she was ugly as fuck, so I grabbed my clothes and backseat bailed on her.
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(a) A person fails to attend a planned event (ex. "he totally bailed on the party")
(b) When the event that was "bailed" was super awesome, or at the very least, better than what it was the person "bailed" for. (ex. "bailing on the beach full of hot babes is both a fail and a bail, therefore a bailure?")
(a) A person fails to attend a planned event (ex. "he totally bailed on the party")
(b) When the event that was "bailed" was super awesome, or at the very least, better than what it was the person "bailed" for. (ex. "bailing on the beach full of hot babes is both a fail and a bail, therefore a bailure?")
Alex tells his friends that he will go to the beach with them. On the beach day, Alex tells his friends he can't go to the beach because he has to take care of his friend's dog. This is the "bail."
If it turns out that the beach was full of hot babes, high-fives, and free pie, the alternative for which Alex passed up the beach is clearly a "fail."
Combined, we have BAILURE (BAIL+FAILURE).
If it turns out that the beach was full of hot babes, high-fives, and free pie, the alternative for which Alex passed up the beach is clearly a "fail."
Combined, we have BAILURE (BAIL+FAILURE).
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Dude, that guys is totally being a Fabian Quincey Bailey. Did you see those girls in the order of completion??
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