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Flappy Bird

flappy bird is a fucking dumb ass bird that can't fly with fucking stupid ass green tubes and fucking stupid ass bushes and fucking stupid buildings in the background and a fucking dumb as ugly bird that has huge ass lips thinking it rules you when in reality you can fucking delete the shit out of it but you can't at the same time because you're too fucking in to it like it's a god damn pet bird that you can't abandon even though it doesn't need food or shit because it feeds off of your tears that you make because you're so fucking angry with yourself for losing all the god damn time.
"yo what's your high score on flappy bird"

"shut the fuck up"
by I'm flappybird's bitch February 4, 2014
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Blue Bird

"There's a bluebird on my shoulder, can I kill it?"
by DA-BAY August 30, 2005
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Yard Bird

A person who uses methamphetamines but usually has no money to buy their drugs, so they constantly hang out for no apparent reason just to do your drugs for FREE!!
Here comes the “yard bird”...... quick, hide your shit or he’ll circle you until he smokes all yours then mine too....!!!
by KeepinITReal62 March 26, 2021
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Bird of Love

A woman (bird) who orally stimulates a man (fellatio/blowjob) and then swallows all of his semen (cum/man juice)
Me: We all know the bird of peace is the dove.... right?

You: ahhhh, yep

Me: Well.... do you know what the bird of love is?

You: I dunno

Me: The swallow
by im1ur2 March 6, 2010
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bird behavior

Tom: “yeah so she just believed that she was my cousin and not my side piece
John: “that’s bird behavior bro lol”
by alexgucciii August 18, 2021
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Bird Time

The time of day where birds go ape shit approximately at 4:02 am and allow no one to fucking sleep.
Man 1: "Don't owls stay up all night; so, does that mean that bird time is all the time!?"

Man 2: "Fuck..."
by Ñoha January 14, 2020
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pappa-bird-it

(v.) when you jerk off into a girls mouth while she lays on her back
"Oh, you're ovulating and I have to pull out? Ok, i'l just pappa-bird-it till I'm finished.
by know-one November 25, 2010
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