A children's Bible. These are books containing simplified, plain-english bible stories with lots of pictures and very little of the smiting and nastiness contained in the actual Bible.
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Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.
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The shaft of a mans penis is solid like a shaft of steel, but the head of it is soft like a ripe satsuma. Making it bobble about like a bobble head for your car.
"Hi Chantel how did your date with Ian go?". "It was all going great till we went back to his and he pulled out his bobble head cock!"
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Get the Bobble head cock mug.Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.
Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.
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Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.
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The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.
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The panel discussing health care reform rapidly deteriorated from an informed discussion into a collection of babbleheads, full of sound and fury, creating nothing but noise.
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