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bethesda-grade incompetence

Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.
The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.
by OldManBOMBIN August 1, 2019
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bethany

a bethany is a very very short human being, she is small and angry.
''Dude, that girl is like 4'1''
''Oh yeah thats just bethany.''
by neilanscave March 23, 2020
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Bethlehem Brothel

When your church has a steady stream of permiscuous parishioners that you can make love to.
Chocky has it made at that church; he banged two more chicks on that rock outside his church. That place truly is the Bethlehem Brothel.
by Pito April 10, 2020
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Bethany

Bethany is a kind generous girl who is also shy sometimes but if your her BFF you are lucky
The kindness award goes to Bethany
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Bethany

she can sometimes be nice, always will have your back and an amazing friend. very pretty and is a savage
guy: hey gorgeous

another guy: no that’s bethany
by derandomgirl October 11, 2020
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Bethzy

A very loving person. Someone who will make you laugh with their sense of humor. Bethzy is a girl who will make you fall in love with her just by glancing at you. She doesn’t even try but always looks beautiful no matter the time of day. She’s very outgoing but is very personal and keeps her feelings to herself. She is very athletic, playing many sports like soccer. She has a big heart for others and how they feel, and will put their problems in front of hers. Although she doesn’t express her feelings, Bethzy is a very strong, courageous, and inspirational woman to have in your life. If you have a Bethzy, don’t ever leave her, because she’ll never leave you. No matter how tough it gets, she’ll always be by your side.
Bethzy is a very beautiful, and independent woman.
by Sillyboee31 January 13, 2021
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Bethel Church

A megachurch located in Northern California. Well-known for its Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry (BSSM) and its Christian music label. It is also well known for its multi-pastoral support of the Trump presidency (including prophecy that the impeachment would not be seen through) and a church leader speaking out publicly against masks. Also known for one of its worship leaders traveling the country during the COVID-19 pandemic hosting mass worship events. Also known for its Changed Ministry which claims to "resolve same-sex attraction" through encountering the love of Jesus. Also known for its public stance against the Equality Act.
"Oh Bethel Church? Yeah their Changed ministry really traumatized me as a gay person."

"Bethel Church used to be where I connected to God the most, but once I learned about their Changed movement & other stances on social justice & politics, it became too painful to even go anymore."
by GodIsLoveSoWhyAren'tYou October 29, 2021
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