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Brad

Guy1: Look at that chad!
Guy2: And guess who’s walking right beside him
Guy1: Fucking brad
by Digbickgary October 6, 2019
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Brad

A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.
Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.
by bigspoonerr May 8, 2018
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spunky brad

The shit you take after being arse fucked
Give me a minute, I've got a spunky brad brewing. I've been a real cum dump today
by Rodigan August 22, 2016
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Brad

Brad's are the popular guys in high school who play football and have crushes on cheerleaders. They are the gayest guys in the world and they are ridiculous in any sense...No one likes them except for cheerleaders and a nerdy girl who can't help but fall in love with him. He is usually cute but when he reaches 34 years old. He evolves into a Kevin. This is another name for a stupid jerk who hates everyone but himself. Kevin's go to country clubs and wear sweaters around their necks especially pink ones. Brad's cannot keep a girlfriend for a day more or less a minute...they are so egotistical and rude to their friends...DONT BE A BRAD KIDS
Nerdy shy girl," Brad is so hot!"
Best friend, " I heard he's on his 5th girl already and it's only the second hour of the first day of school"
Nerdy shy girl, "Really, he must be a player"
Best friend, "No..he is a Brad. And one day he'll become a Kevin with a trophy wife"
Nerdy shy girl, " Crap, is it bad that I still want him"
by UrbbgAbby July 5, 2022
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Brad Pit

Guy1 ...Look at that Hound over there .

Guy 3...She's taking her Brad Pit Bull for a walk.
Guy 2. .. I'd shag Brad though
by Vlad1Vostok July 9, 2025
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Brad

A lazy and unmotivated person.
I really don't feel like doing anything today. I've got a case of the Brad. Let's get this work done today, don't be a Brad.
by No1ukno369 June 13, 2018
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brad

The guy who finished your last juul pod, the guy who plays gods plan 10 times at a party, the kid who leaves his house with all Patagonia on.
Brad is that guy
by DONTBEABRAD May 17, 2018
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