battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie

chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane

by masteroffire October 27, 2012

Battlefield 1942

Best game ever, without any doubt. Infinately better than MoH, and probably DoD and CS as well. Most realistic WW2 simulator of all time. Game for which Desert Combat was created.

I love BF1942 so much, I would willingly strap myself into a Matrix-type immersion pod and spend the rest of my life playing BF1942 and it's sequals!

by Ba-tuhl-fee-uhld-1942 July 29, 2003

player unkowns battle grounds

The third biggest supplement of salt in the world just behind CSGO and Overwatch the depths of PUBG (player unknowns battle grounds) contains 12 year olds screaming that somebody is hacking and 40 year olds doing the same which fills salt levels to and extreme high

Terry:Have you every play player unkowns battle grounds?

Samantha: Yes thats why i have 90% more salt in my body than i should

by Spydter November 6, 2017

battle of the booties

When women shake their buttox and men ajudge which one is the sexiest.

They were haveing a battle of the booties down at the nightclub.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

YouTube Battles

A channel that used to stream YouTube sub counts 24/7. Also the community is filled with toxic or attention seeking kids,
The channel now streams on a alt account called pwnyy.

In the stream there's a currency called Points. Every kid in the community wants to get number one spot so YouTube Battles thinks that he/she will be a great mod.

The channel used to be partnered with Subscriber Wars but ended in October due to toxicity between the two communities.

Jimmy: Hey Billy! Wanna watch YouTube Battles?
Billy: Yes! I will reach 1st in Points and get mod to time out every person that says the f word!

by human with brain February 11, 2020

Shower Battle

The battle for hot water which occurs when more than one hot tap is running inside a house.

Upstairs Showering Man - 'Dude, I was just showering when it turned ice cold. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get any hot water to come out!'

Downstairs Showering Man - 'Yeah I was showering too, you obviously lost the shower battle'

by Benjois September 3, 2009

totally accurate battle simulator

Ok if you really typed that whole thing you deserve a round of applause because everyone is to lazy to. So tabs is a game when you make two ragedall armies fight to the death kinda like Cesar.

Hey, do want to play totally accurate battle simulator.

by Lord Potato October 2, 2019