Archers bathroom

Verb.

The act of having sex in a public restroom.

I took Nikki out to eat and then we went out to eat and we archers bathroom'd, if you know what i mean!

by Aaaaddddaaaaamartin December 2, 2016

Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.

by xdtr infinityx November 19, 2018

Bathroomed

When a drunk bitch approaches another drunk bitch in the bathroom and instantly best friends her.

I bathroomed that bitch, and didn’t even mean to.

by Thrax pussy December 1, 2018

bathroom game

A videogame that you find in the bathroom. Wierd right? Yeah, it happens. Someone may not play a game very much anymore and may take it into the bathroom to think about it over a phone. Then, after hiding it, they may forget to remove it. They may forget about the game altogether for a while, and just procrastinate on searching for it because of quickly growing games like Fortnite.

2 years ago: Friend: Man Fortnite's growing fast. We're already on Season 7! BTW I sold your brother Call of Duty Black Ops 2.

1 year ago: The brother is playing the game, doesn't really like it due to AI related stuff and leaves it in the bathroom.
Today: I found a bathroom game. It's all mine now. You can do a lot of stuff in this game. I didn't know Black Ops was this good.

by arvinthsiva October 26, 2018

bathroom disease

Any disease or digestive problems involving regular bodily maintenance/functions. These tasks may often be revolting to others or embarassing for the afflicted person leading to the task being performed in the privacy of bathroom stall.

I will not be constrained by another bathroom disease! That's why I choose...""

by Joelseph August 22, 2017

Pre-heating the bathroom

Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.

Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.

by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018