Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.

Shut up Byron. You're such an ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 8, 2008

Barked

Having tree bark thrown at you with much force.

Dude, I was in the woods last night when all the sudden, a grizzly came up and barked me!!

by MmmYeahhhh March 20, 2010

Jamaican Barbeque

A party or gathering in which guests are allowed to invite themselves over to someone's house or car in order to smoke weed, usually for free.

Hey man, I just got paid today. Do you want to buy an ounce of weed, call up some people, and have a Jamaican Barbeque?

by Gabriel Sa October 15, 2008

babbed

A huge mistake or error as performed by former Liverpool centre half "Phil Babbed"

Sleeping with your girlfriends sister - you would have completely 'babbed' yourself. Dropping your pint - Oh no, i've babbed it!

by Uxbridge Girls April 2, 2003

Barbecue

Gay sex in the Australian outback

Joe: "I'm gonna go barbecue with Mike."
Fred: "Make sure to use protection."

by AnonSeven February 27, 2011

barber shop quartet

A four man version of a trim. In this case, participants are arranged in a square formation. Brings a whole new meaning to going to the barbers for a trim.

We were off for a trim, but Luke came along and stuck his tongue out, and we couldn't resist a barber shop quartet.

by StrangleWheeeyyy December 25, 2011

Hippity Hop to the Barber Shop

A slang phrase used to express the desire for someone else to leave. Roughly equialent to telling someone to get the hell out.

First known occurance of the phrase was on the U.S. sitcom "Scrubs", said by Dr. Cox when telling Elliot Reed to leave

Dr. Cox: Get out of here, go ahead, go, go, hippity hop to the barber shop

by Conor Clarke March 27, 2008