Balticuck

People from the baltics who cope and seethe about le ebil USSR

- The Soviet Union didnt allow us to kill jews, how evil!!
- Shut up you eSStonian balticuck

by HonoraryLatina June 18, 2025

Baltic Fist

The act of resting one's hand in an ice bucket for five to ten minutes before inserting it into an orifice of one's sexual partner.

Gerald; "Any chance of getting lucky tonight Margaret, my love?"

Margaret; "Gerald, it is so hot that my flaps are sticking to my thighs. If you give me a Baltic Fist, you can do whatever you like afterwards"

by Dolly's Pimp July 2, 2025

baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything

Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats

by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025

Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.

She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.

by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014

Alcoholic Baptism

A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.

Dylan D'mallu is the leader of the new Alcoholic Baptism Campaign

by Yoloswagster May 20, 2014

Jean-Baptiste

Jean-Baptiste is the kind of person who's capable to make you smile when you're sad. The type of guy who want to hang out with, the type of friend that make you feel safe, loved. The type of person who are grateful to have in your life.
Every person should have a Jean-Baptiste in their lives.

Person1: Are you okay ?
Person2: Yeah, I wasn't yesterday, but I've talked to Jean-Baptiste, he made me laugh so hard that all my problems are behind me, gone, he's a truly friend !

by gigiinparadise June 6, 2017

Jean-Baptiste

Jean-Baptiste is this little scientifique guy, smart, cool, and with a very good sense of humor! The type of man who make you laugh when you're sad, the type of guy you will be grateful to have in your life. He's capable to make you smile all day, just because he was by your side. He's a truly friend always there for you, to help you and always with smile!

person1 : are u okey? you seems sad? you should talk to Jean-Bapstiste , he will help you to forget your problems, he's the best for that
person2 : yeah, good idea, every person should have a Jean-Baptiste in their lives, they will be ok

by gigiinparadise June 6, 2017