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chippy bullshit

Idk tbh, but my boyfriend told me to knock off my "chippy bullshit" and it hurt and was rude as hell😊
by Trashynotclassyabbey December 21, 2017
mugGet the chippy bullshitmug.

Javi-bullshit

The act of procrastinating and acting like a baby by creating a mess for other people to clean up.
Tired of your damn Javi-bullshit
by Tomas Williams November 11, 2021
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backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*
by aria k! March 8, 2022
mugGet the backseat bullshitmug.

Highquality-Bullshit

Ting or outcome that is hard to comprehend
"Bullshit. A Highquality-Bullshit "-Gary Anderson at 2018 PDC World Champion
by bobnsons December 20, 2018
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Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
mugGet the Bullshit shovelmug.

Bullshit-Person

Someone who eats up bullshit, and repeats it enough to just pass on more misinformation. A bullshit person might also like to pretend to be something he or she is not, hold lots of false confidence or make false claims about personal capacities. Bullshit people might also expect and try to force others to think like them by personally attacking the other person for not believing them, trying to persuade, etc. .

People who form their beliefs based on the news and hearsay, then talk about it at length like it's actually real are bullshit people. They might totally ignore things like blatant photoshop, factual spin, realistic fiction storytelling, and other strong signs of propaganda, and then try to punish people for not believing it, as if lying is really going to help anything.

Bullshit people are manipulated, and they like to manipulate because they're collectivistic, authoritarian and generally a source of the same thing tearing and keeping everyone down, high and low, which is being subject to the greater machine, yanked and whipped along, like property, and not a self.

Bullshit people are trickers, fakers, liars, and tools of liars.
(Name) likes to read news about the most outlandish, senseless, obviously fabricated stuff, and when people point out that the whole base of the story was cooked to manipulate people, he just got angry, and tried to come up with bullshit arguments to convince them he was right. (Name) is a bullshit-person.
by DanZhukovin October 3, 2019
mugGet the Bullshit-Personmug.

Bullshit Banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020
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