A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."
by Darth Axxumus November 10, 2016
Get the Breastarber shop mug.Self-labelled "lactivist" who feels entitled to berate new parents in the formula isle, either for choosing not to or being unable to breastfeed.
Breast Nazi: OMG HOW CAN YOU FEED YOUR BABY POISON! FORMULA MAKE YOUR CHILD A DUMB-ASS/YOUR KID WILL GET CANCER! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LOW MILK SUPPLY! TRY HARDER! BREAST IS BEST!
New mom: I have vaginal tearing and sleep derivation, back off breast nazi!
New mom: I have vaginal tearing and sleep derivation, back off breast nazi!
by deedeekins December 7, 2016
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Two girls who are best friends forever, but have breasts (coz they are girls), so become breast friends forever
A girl who is a guy's best friend, is his breast friend
A girl who is a guy's best friend, is his breast friend
by BruSta November 25, 2018
Get the breast friends forever mug.When evolution removes the need for male nipples and replaces these with two extra penises, the additional testicles are now referred to as #breastnuts.
by BDAM6 April 13, 2019
Get the breastnuts mug.It’s a restaurant where women where small clothes such as hooters and twin peaks so you can see their boobies! Get it? BREASTaurant in other words tits for tips
by Kidswillbekids September 9, 2020
Get the Breastaurant mug.Respect and recognition of a woman's (or man's, trans's, bi's, etc.) quality, volume or aesthetically pleasing breasts, whether natural or man-made, covered or uncovered. Can include "side breast".
Though naturally gifted, Pamela Anderson and Cardi B turned to a surgeons to enhance their breastige.
by Don Kingery August 13, 2021
Get the Breastige mug.When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022
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