{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind
by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003
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by Solosplash April 19, 2012
Get the Bollockic mug.Dogs Bollocks is a Digital Web Development Agency in Knutsford, Cheshire, that uses the rather widely used vulgar slang phrase.
by mrchessplayer22 January 23, 2018
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Just white anything you want.
I put any old bollocks in there.
I put anything i want in there.
Just white anything you want.
I put any old bollocks in there.
I put anything i want in there.
by jibjabwolop October 27, 2009
Get the any old bollocks mug.A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.
Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.
Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.
by soupeh March 8, 2011
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- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street
- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street
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