beeved

The feeling you get just after smoking a joint.

"I am so beeved right now"

by Endorpheonix November 24, 2016

beverly hills ninja

a naked man with one leg and a skate board and a tomahawk

the beverly hills ninja was a thot

by longdickens January 10, 2017

Bleed

A fucking great metal song

"I listened to bleed like 5 times in a row last night"

by rrichard023 May 4, 2019

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

short term beverage storage area

a container for holding beverages for periods of time between long term storage and consumption

Can you please move some coffee from long term storage into my short term beverage storage area?

by michellenergy November 8, 2010

Belvedere

A word used to describe the utter disappointment felt when, after years of anticipation, only garbage is found inside a time capsule. Can also refer to the disappointment one feels when their highly anticipated date turns sour. Reference source: The 50 year time capsule buried in Tulsa, OK contained the rusted corpse of a Belvedere vehicle.

Debi: I can't wait until they open the time capsule. I bet those items will be worth millions.
Mark: (On the opening of the capsule). No, Debi...it is just a bunch of prom dress catalogs and baseball cards. And everything is all wet. Looks like they Belvedered this one, too.

by Debi Rowland March 26, 2008