bitch buttoned

when someone calls you on your cell phone and you do not want to talk to them you hit the side button to dismiss their call and direct them to you voicemail.

"Anthony's calling again, hes about to get bitch buttoned." "hopefully he gets the point and stops bugging."

by rick sanchez August 23, 2006

mischa barton diet

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a penis before performing oral sex.

Wow, that girl just did the Mischa Barton diet in the back of the club!

by MeSoCorny July 3, 2008

batting off

Male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.

I love batting off at school.

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 18, 2005

jesus button

The clitoris of a very religious woman, typically of the "Bible-thumping" variety.

Q: "What's wrong with Sue Ellen? She seems so tense."
A: "You know she and Billy have been having problems - I don't think he's tickled her jesus button lately."

Q: "Do you think Miriam and Seth are having an affair? They seem awfully close."
A: "I doubt it - there's no way Seth's activated her jesus button!"

by Nicholas W June 29, 2007

Baton Courtesy

When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.

Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.

"Robert was given some Baton Courtesy because he resisted arrest. Serves the little bastard right."

by D.E March 18, 2004

gumdrop buttons

The sexual act of taking small gumdrop dumps on your partners chest. You then proceed to sugar coat the gumdrops with semen. After the gumdrops have hardened and cemented to your partners chest you proceed to pull them off one at a time as your partner screams "Nooooo!!!! Not The Gumdrop Buttons."

Baker: My hot loafs aren't arousing my wife anymore. Do you have any ideas?
Muffin Man: Try the gumdrop buttons

by DaFaShizz October 13, 2015

Bartons

Cheap ass vodka thatll get ya fucked up for a low fee.

Yo Nick lets go down to Regis, pick up some bartons, and get maryann and other freshmen drunk and FUCk!

by Peterthefrog May 4, 2006