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Lucy Bates

An incredible person, often female. She will have a eccentric Turkish mother, and wear heels no shorter than five inches. She does not appreciate bad grammar.
Person 1: "You seen that amaaazing girl wearing 12 inch heels with her crazy mama?"

Person 2: "I know right, Lucy Bates or what?"
by lucyfan1010101010101101 June 20, 2009
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Juicy Batman

"Let me get a juicy batman with no wings."
by Golden Penis April 23, 2010
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Batman v Superman

A very rushed and disappointing movie about Batman and Superman kicking the shit out of each other and then teaming up to fight a gray ninja turtle with laser vision.
Just saw Batman v Superman and it was complete ass!
by archer12 March 8, 2017
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dutch batman

A sexual act involving two people, one male, and one female, where the female lays down on her back, and the fine gentleman will move his bowels atop the woman's chest.

Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!

May take more than one try....
How would you like a dutch batman, miss?
by Fillmore Buttes August 19, 2011
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Batista

A professional wrestler contracted with the WWE, who is the most over-hyped, under-talented, and non-charismatic flop ever seen. Hopefully, in the near future he will die, as he abuses steroids. Better yet, Brock Lesnar returns and F-5's Batista through three flaming tables onto a bed of thumbtacs. His finishing move is the Brooklyn Bomb, which was mislabeled as the Batista Bomb by mistaken commentators.
Batista, The Great Khali, and John Cena will be the death of professional wrestling.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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Batista Bomb

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.
Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
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Batmanning

The act of opening your coat around someone trying to light a cigarette, bowl, or joint outside when it is windy to block the breeze. To block the wind from blowing out a lighter. Opening your jacket like batman to help a fellow smoker.
Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"

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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
by xSamix December 23, 2013
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