Basedism

A religion; the practitioners of which should try to exhibit Based-like characteristics (swagging to the maximum, living based, thanking Basedgod etc). Sadly, many people proclaim themselves Basedists because of their parents or friends. Many of them do not exhibit Based-like characteristics, but rather the opposite. They live unbased knowingly and criticize the rest of the world for not being Based.

Basedists pray to the all-mighty Basedgod in hopes that he will bless them with his swag.

Basedism prayer

Now I lay me down to cook,
I pray the Based my #swag to keep
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Based my bitch to take

by Basedswagswag March 27, 2011

Base Rapping

Main Entry: Base Rapping
Function: Transitive Verb
Date 2005

:To spell Base Raping incorrectly. The inteded server's rule was to convey the meaning that "No Base Raping" would be tolerated lest the offender face an instant boot and ban. The problem is that the host really spelled, "No Base Rapping" thus an astute gamer could base rape by technicality. Base raping is when one spawn camps in rear areas of the map in order to easily dispatch newly spawning enemy players whilst they are defenseless thus achieving easy kills. The geeks that misspell like this will never go to "collage..." pun intended

Dumb Geek: Dude read the rules no base rapping!
Smart Geek: I'm not base rapping n00b, I'm base raping and the rules don't say anything about that, (boom head shot - Smart Geek just pwnd dumb geek).

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

baseball bulge

The bulge you see in baseball pants from a baseball player's cup that drives women crazy

Look at #24's baseball bulge, mmm thats so hott.

by Chicksdigthelongball August 4, 2012

Base 2.5

It refers to a point in the base system between 2nd base and 3rd base. It is dry-humping. It has always seemed more than simple groping but it is less than the handjobs/blowjobs of 3rd base. Dry-humping now has a definite place on the base system.

guy1: hey, y'know the base system?
guy2: yeah?
guy1: wher does dry-humping go?
guy2: base 2.5
guy1: ok cool thats good to know
guy3: you guys are fucking retarded

by uberjai July 27, 2012

Fantasy Baseball

A game in which major league baseball players are drafted to fill a fake roster. Different leagues have different settings but essentially you get rewarded when players on your team do good (such as striking out batters or hitting a home run) and penalized when they play poorly (such giving up 5 runs or striking out).
Fantasy baseball players are usually hardcore baseball nerds and/or stat heads. It is taken extremely seriously and causes extreme mood swings.

John loved the Boston Red Sox, so he felt dirty for selecting Derek Jeter as the SS for his fantasy baseball team.

I haven't slept in 3 days, my fantasy baseball draft is coming up and I need to study

by Will.I.Am2121 October 11, 2010

basehead

1. Someone who smokes freebase stimulants, particularly crack cocaine, but also methamphetamine.
2. An individual who lacks commonsense, presence of mind, or conscientiousness.

1. Check out the homeless basehead passed out on that bench.
2. You silly fuckin' basehead, you're looking at the map upside down!

by faustus November 26, 2006

808 base jump

Where a man takes a jump from a highly elevated platform(perhaps sky diving) in hopes of landing his dick into the woman's mouth.

Team work is needed.

Lindsey would you like to attempt an 808 base jump with me? Jamie can come too.

by foxy hound May 11, 2009