A Balanuj is fun, manipulative and shrewed. He can be your best friend and worst enemy at the same time. He likes to splurge money on random things, will have snickers for lunch so that he can splurge on scotch. He is a person who will tell you whats on his mind, but you still dont have the heart to trust him completely. He knows he should avoid unhealthy food, but is too selfish to think otherwise. A balanuj loves pork, any form of it. A balanuj is a bookworm. A balanuj loves wordly talks and walks.
A Balanuj is the epitome of quirkyness.
by impy0507 November 27, 2011
Get the balanuj mug.Is usually person with a microscopic dick who usually works as a stripper for Homosexual men,they usually wear glasses and they like to watch old western films at retirement homes.
by pseudonym8011 July 6, 2011
Get the Balane mug.Related Words
Balenciaga
• balend
• balen
• balenchigga
• balenci
• balenciussy
• baléni
• balentino balentine
• balena
• balenbina
Dude...I got with Amy last night, but it was a bad scene. I couldn't even get my unit halfway in cause she had a serious bagenda workin' down there. I nearly broke my junk off!
by Mossy B February 13, 2015
Get the Bagenda mug.by SoCalPeeps May 10, 2015
Get the babeness mug.The act of stealing a hot woman preferably a cheerleader. Very similar to kidnapping but better because you end up with a hot woman.
by TacoBean December 25, 2016
Get the babenapping mug.by Atomicflange February 28, 2017
Get the Bale Face mug.Baeny is the name of the ship between Brittany and Baekhyun from EXO
Brittany is a crazy bitch that loves her baby "baekkie" and shiba inus, if you're Baekhyun Biased you should definitely talk to her because she is dope af, her wattpad username is @sadtae ;)
Brittany is a crazy bitch that loves her baby "baekkie" and shiba inus, if you're Baekhyun Biased you should definitely talk to her because she is dope af, her wattpad username is @sadtae ;)
by baekindahot April 21, 2017
Get the baeny mug.