1st august

National Girlfriend(s) Day. It is unknown whether this is meant for girl friends or one's female significant other.

Hey babe, it's 1st august, let's fuck!

by chaseluvsb August 02, 2020

August 5

National Smack ass day

Bryce:Wassup Ni’Leah

Ni’Leah:Hi Bryce

Bryce:you know what today is?
Ni’Leah:August 5
Bryce: yea but is National smack ass day

by Quartlin Thompson August 04, 2019

August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)

"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010

August 15

this is the day when the dumbest bitch was born. she is a dumbass but everyone loves her anyway

Matt: today's august 15!

Emma: oh really? that's my birthday!
Matt: uh...

by user815 October 19, 2019

August 24th

Today is the day you celebrate someone special's birthday with lots of love and affection.

Stacy: hey bro yknow what day it is today
Brook: no bro what day is it.
Stacy: its August 24th bro. happy birthday! ♡
Brook: oh wow, thank you!

by jumboegg April 12, 2019

August 17

August 17 is Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
She is amazing...you really don't deserve her...you'd better buy her love by getting her something really great!

Girl: My boyfriend bought me a huge teddy bear for August 17th!
Boy: What is August 17th?
Girl: It's Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
Boy: Oh...I didn't give my girlfriend anything...maybe that's why she left me for a girl.
Girl: Yeah, boys kind of suck. We only keep y'all around for the presents!

by Andrea J. February 15, 2014

August 23

National take a picture hugging day

“Hey did you know it’s August 23? Let’s take a pic!”

by Okthenidk August 22, 2018